So I’m having to go to sleep early cause I got up early today after falling asleep really late and now I’m exhausted and I have my re-do driving test tomorrow. Wish me luck, I’m so nervous and they won’t let me play my CDs that I have in the car while I’m driving for the test so I’m even more nervous. I just hope I don’t get the same lady and if I do I hope she doesn’t yell at me again, I legit broke down in the car crying after she got out and I think I would’ve cut too had I had some blades with me. Anyway now that I’m done venting, wish me luck, nervous af and I don’t want to fail again.

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So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.


And then there was this page.


And finally this absolute gem!


How amazing is this book?! I want one.

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  • Plot Twist: All exams got cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sat revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future
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That was so beautiful




if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

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my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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